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  • Ok dumbass Ted, good luck Texas

    Whistle pigWhistle pigTunti sitten
  • *CONGRATULATIONS* to Trevor Noah for finally showing what type of person he really is in his latest promo commercials for his so-called show. He tells us we should “ROAST CORONAVIRUS SO HARD” He states coronavirus you got so many zits it looks like your exfoliating with pizza crust. Then. The coronavirus starts to cry and Trevor feels sorry for what he said to the coronavirus and says “ AHH, I FEEL BAD NOW” Unfortunately, this is not comedy. This is exactly how Trevor really feels about a Covid Virus that has Led to the following. *HE FEELS BAD ABOUT OFFENDING CORONAVIRUS WITH THE BELOW ATROCITIES THAT HAVE OCCURRED TO ALL OF HUMANITY AND OUR FAMILIES* A dramatic loss of human life worldwide. The economic and social disruption caused by the pandemic is devastating: tens of millions of people are at risk of falling into extreme poverty. The pandemic has decimated jobs and placed millions of livelihoods at risk. Nearly half of the world’s 3.3 billion global workforce are at risk of losing their livelihoods No income means no food. Border closures, trade restrictions and confinement measures have disrupted domestic and international food supply chains in which we all suffer. PLEASE WAKE UP AMERICA People like this who have a voice to millions of people worldwide should not have the ability to continue to have a platform as the LATE SHOW to spew his one-sided agenda to the masses. Trevor. As well as many other public figures in similar positions need to be held accountable for their one sided globalist views based on their beliefs and not be so closed minded that there are others who believe differently and that’s ok. That’s why we live in AMERICA and have law and a CONSTITUTION that our country was founded upon. Fortunately for Trevor. Since he is such a beloved character for the globalist agenda his past exploits were quickly squashed by the globalist in which he works for within BIG MEDIA. NOTE: A lot of people have not seen the real Trevor and have not forgot his past. Its funny that in such a CANCEL CULTURE we live in now he wasn’t cancelled long ago for his supposed offensive/hateful comments which were much more offensive than the majority of the unfortunate cancelled individuals of today. WHICH, by the way means anyone who speaks derogatory towards the left and their agenda who does not agree to their personal opinions. If you do. You are deemed a liar, conspiracy theorist, white supremacist or domestic terrorist. His show is supposed to be an Award-winning program that examines the day's biggest news stories in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more. That description is the furthest from the truth. The show is simply about a puppet who is would be clinically deemed Self-Absorbed. Remember folks TREVOR SAYS YOU MUST TRUST SCIENCE. So, here is the clinical description of a Self-Absorbed person which is simply another term for a narcissistic personality. They are always on the defensive. They do not see the world from another person’s eyes. Anyone who opposes his views. They don’t see the big picture. A self-absorbed person thinks the world is just about them. They are imposing. They always think they are superior to others. They are so consumed by their own world and self-image They are extremely opinionated. They hide their insecurities behind a cloak of success. They devalue others. Constructive criticism is okay, but self-absorbed people always take criticism too far and use it as a weapon to allow them to devalue others. They can be arrogant. This is because they feel they are so important and better than every other person. A self-absorbed person can often be egotistical. They hide who they are. coming across as pretentious They are extremely selfish. They think they are great and the world out there is wrong. The previous is just one persons opinion as allowed for by the the Bill of Rights which are the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution. It spells out Americans' rights in relation to our government. It guarantees civil rights and liberties to the individual-like freedom of speech, press, and religion. NOTE: These rights should not be compromised no matter left or right when given a platform to promote ones-self and their personal beliefs. All issues should be equally presented and considered by all parties involved and not be suppressed/withheld as they are in todays society.

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  • One of the best flip flopper Senate in history.

    Charles MoreyCharles Morey4 tuntia sitten
  • Assholio

    Thomas ShouldersThomas Shoulders4 tuntia sitten
  • Hahahahaha!!!!!! Trump whipped Ted Cruz REALLY should meet Obama era Ted Cruz!!!!! Of course THEY WOULD BE MORTAL ENEMIES

    Leah ScottLeah Scott6 tuntia sitten
  • Four individuals who cause instantaneous nauseum to ALL upon the hearing the sound of their voice(unless of course you're one of the white bigots ,racists and other fools that support this axis of deceit & evil)-tRump, Cruz, Graham, and "Moscow" McConnell.

    William JohnsonWilliam Johnson8 tuntia sitten
  • Definitely one of the most, if not the most sleazy and disingenuous politician of our lifetime.

    WeezaY5000WeezaY50009 tuntia sitten
  • Hypocrisy..bold face shameless Hypocrisy..🍑🖤

    Efrain RendonEfrain Rendon9 tuntia sitten
  • it's so weird seeing his chin lol

    Ashley JayAshley Jay10 tuntia sitten
  • I thought he was talking about Donald Trump for the first half of that Then I remembered his spine is softer than the finest silk....

    JytJyt10 tuntia sitten
  • He is a complete nuisance

    ajiboye temidayoajiboye temidayo12 tuntia sitten
  • Ted Cruz is a horrible human. He would sell his Grandma to cover himself. Using his family as an excuse for his mistake... Low low can a person go? Ted will show us the way down.

    Harry CeeHarry Cee13 tuntia sitten
  • Was Ted Cruz suppose to quarantine for two weeks after leaving the country?

    Beveral BrownBeveral Brown13 tuntia sitten
  • I hope he keeps growing that facial hair until ya can't see that smug hypocrite's creepy mug.

    NRG=MC2NRG=MC214 tuntia sitten
  • Politics aside how anyone Republican or Democrat could look at this man and not see a sniveling coward is beyond me

    Darth OnyxDarth Onyx14 tuntia sitten
  • Ted Cruz should definitely get the hypocrite of the year award.

    CJLinOHIOCJLinOHIO15 tuntia sitten
  • Fled Cruz

    Matilda TafurMatilda Tafur16 tuntia sitten
  • Hypocrisy at it's best

    Larry HayesLarry Hayes17 tuntia sitten
  • How come the Daily Show makes BETTER ADS then all the Democrats combined? The Democrats should just hire them for ads because these would win elections!

    William WardWilliam Ward18 tuntia sitten
  • The racial fir tellingly rhyme because glass gully arrive given a possible museum. aggressive, measly message

    Judy JenningsJudy Jennings19 tuntia sitten
  • Ted Cruz is the living embodiment of a "humanitarian crisis" that he's created. Great comment: "When we send people to Mexico 🇲🇽, we don’t send our best."

    Michael GreeneMichael Greene21 tunti sitten
  • #CancunCruz

    You MeYou Me21 tunti sitten
  • Ted Cruz is no hypocrite, he's worse for throwing his daughters under the bus.

    Almond TreesAlmond Trees22 tuntia sitten
  • The angry bed immunocytochemically earn because carpenter parenthetically meddle plus a five riddle. frequent, marked cone

    sebas sebassebas sebas23 tuntia sitten
  • Before vs after _overtime pay_ comes in... ;-)

    y1521t21b5y1521t21b523 tuntia sitten
  • ted cruz: obama plays so much golf trump: literally spent 90% of his term playing golf

    WraithFNMWraithFNMPäivä sitten
  • Once a snake oil salesman always a snake oil salesman

    David DowsettDavid DowsettPäivä sitten
  • Bro, Texans are backwards, they chastised Beto after the guy raised money and recruited volunteers to check in on people all day, every day during the freeze. Flyin’ Ted bailed on his constituents, raised no money and did a photo op slicing brisket when he was supposed to be in quarantine, and is praised as a true Texan. Wtf??!!

    Javier AldapeJavier AldapePäivä sitten
  • what a creep

    esquibelleesquibellePäivä sitten
  • Man of MANY faces!

    B.A.M.B.A.M.Päivä sitten
  • He was born in Canada and when America needed him he bails for Mexico.

    citizenyes civilizedmaybecitizenyes civilizedmaybePäivä sitten
  • Well Ted played himself 😅

    Jack Adams DanielsJack Adams DanielsPäivä sitten
  • You are you’re worst enemy

    EPIALUS ROCKVILLEEPIALUS ROCKVILLEPäivä sitten
  • GOP and Ted Cruz ... "Do as I say ... NOT as I do."

    Shawn HillShawn HillPäivä sitten
  • What a hypocritical POS!

    Elizabeth BlakeElizabeth BlakePäivä sitten
  • Ted is just a worm of a man and a joke of a human being.

    Butt HurtzButt HurtzPäivä sitten
  • A GOP congressperson being a completely incompetent and clueless hypocrite? Gee, that's new. 🙄

    RespectIsNotFreeRespectIsNotFreePäivä sitten
  • Moron vs Moron.

    Charlie DewCharlie DewPäivä sitten
  • This is the same kind of fool the trump supporters love - a selfish liar.

    pal98111pal98111Päivä sitten
  • Swear to God I wish they could lose their seat over bs like this smh

    T D PearsonT D PearsonPäivä sitten
  • I’m so glad we have people like Ted Cruz to stand up to people like Ted Cruz

    gamercboy5gamercboy5Päivä sitten
  • Texas knew exactly who Ted Cruz was when they reelected him. We've learned nothing new about him since the snow. Dance with the girl you brought to the dance Texas, at least you'll stay warm

    Peter GPeter GPäivä sitten
  • Ted is a tool!

    JukeBoxHero 'sJukeBoxHero 'sPäivä sitten
  • I can’t stand this bearded Jabba The Hut

    foxcharliefoxcharliePäivä sitten
  • Are country is in trouble. Texas is really in trouble....

    paul dowpaul dowPäivä sitten
  • Just another plastic faced talking head politician

    Michael edward WilliamsMichael edward WilliamsPäivä sitten
  • It seems like he got fat and happy as a Senator and now he is just your run of the mill BS politicians. Did I mention that he got fat?

    Matt WeissMatt WeissPäivä sitten
  • He is not even a real Texan.....

    Jeff Mundkowsky [Foggy Mountain Workshop]Jeff Mundkowsky [Foggy Mountain Workshop]Päivä sitten
  • Typical. Cruz, Biden, Mitch & all the rest should be forced to resign.

    MarieMariePäivä sitten
  • i wish ted cruz would go on vacation permanently

    Daniel BDaniel BPäivä sitten
  • fistart.info/tv/videot/y6q3lpuxq7Oz1dU.html

    Renee CRenee CPäivä sitten
  • As usual his mouth overloads his ass. Don't we just love and respect little Teddy. WHAT A FOOL!

    Joe DeandaJoe DeandaPäivä sitten
  • Human spit ball

    Norman MattsonNorman MattsonPäivä sitten
  • Bye

    Glenda charlesGlenda charlesPäivä sitten
  • They should make a video of beard and no beard Ted Cruz...that beard has changed him lol

    samuelg225samuelg225Päivä sitten
  • #trevornoahisahack

    Reaganomics LamborghiniReaganomics LamborghiniPäivä sitten
  • #bringbackjonstewart

    Reaganomics LamborghiniReaganomics LamborghiniPäivä sitten
  • So Cruz would have been able to control the weather and it's aftermaths? I can see that if there was something political leaders could do by staying home and make mother nature submit to their whim. You guys are giving them way too much power if you believe that. But, if there were some legislation like a stimulus package for example, that needed to be passed to save jobs and businesses from going under, and the law makers that decide on that are out playing golf or on vacation because they have a guaranteed 6 figure income no matter what, yes, there is something wrong with that.

    David NorrisDavid NorrisPäivä sitten
  • He is embarrassed by his real name Rafael Cruz. Shame.

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  • It’s almost like he’s full of shit and saying whatever wins him points. Also while you’re at it, do one for Trevor talking about respect and then show his aboriginal stand up.

    BurnsyBurnsyPäivä sitten
  • Ted, put yourself out of your own misery, quit dude!

    JIllJIllPäivä sitten
  • Texas is hit with cold weather. Texas shits its collective pants. I couldn't laugh harder if I tried.

    John SmithJohn SmithPäivä sitten
  • To quote Stephen Colbert: “To know Ted Cruz is to wish you didn’t”

    Aser MpoyiAser MpoyiPäivä sitten
  • Please let this and every other publication of this hypocrisy somehow reach his supporters instead of just reminding those who already know this mans an idiot. Hasn’t worked with Mitch either.

    Lindsay HaltonLindsay HaltonPäivä sitten
  • Lying Flying Cancun Cruz

    MY LITTLE PITBULLMY LITTLE PITBULL2 päivää sitten
  • Didn’t he call his own state weak or was that the governor?🤦‍♂️

    B RivzB Rivz2 päivää sitten
  • Lmao hypocrite

    B RivzB Rivz2 päivää sitten
  • 1924 Hitler is convicted ,,, for inciting violence against the government same as Trump, then wrote mein kampf and came out stronger ,,,, He was in all luxury and only had to serve 1/3 of his sentence .. .with Trump it will be the same he copies it ,,, and fucks you all ,,, I live in the Netherlands we have seen this before ,,,,, Get rid of that man and preferably as soon as possible ,,,, give him a ticked to Iran then they will solve it ...

    Oeki v DoekiOeki v Doeki2 päivää sitten
  • His voice is soooo creepy.

    Samuel JacksonSamuel Jackson2 päivää sitten
  • Republican Texans keep voting for Cruz. They like to talk about how everything in Texas is big, I wonder if that includes stupidity

    Joyce DauzartJoyce Dauzart2 päivää sitten
  • Ted took a Cruz

    Icraft CraftsIcraft Crafts2 päivää sitten
  • Teddy Crotch

    FWB ChannelFWB Channel2 päivää sitten
  • Hypocrite Ted, lying Ted, flying Ted, disgusting Ted and more.....

    Susana AbbottSusana Abbott2 päivää sitten
  • Sociopathic liar

    Barbara DixonBarbara Dixon2 päivää sitten
  • these commercials were done in CANCUN. hahaha he's ckean shaved, stand in.

    John SantanaJohn Santana2 päivää sitten
  • what hypocrite

    Alan LichtermanAlan Lichterman2 päivää sitten
  • Ted figured he would take a photo op of him handing cases of water to his friends to try and act like he is helping, meanwhile A.O.C. raised 5 million dollars for aid to Texas and was physically doing what Cancruz should have been doing

    Brian KearneyBrian Kearney2 päivää sitten
  • Detention of a weasel

    Edin VelascoEdin Velasco2 päivää sitten
  • The drunk pimple intriguinly list because existence postmeiotically rule unlike a subsequent tabletop. optimal, lying quart

    Windler EliWindler Eli2 päivää sitten
  • Ah, gotta love TC. A true American.

    Sandler CruiseSandler Cruise2 päivää sitten
  • HMM sounds like this guys is so scatter brained that he is talkin bout himself? Or was that not part of the video.

    Miles FosterMiles Foster2 päivää sitten
  • What a pig.

    JoyousnessJoyousness2 päivää sitten
  • There's always a sound bite with this guy. Ole two faced Cruz.

    gnewt75gnewt752 päivää sitten
  • What a nauseating POS

    EV &JEV &J2 päivää sitten
  • Party over Country

    R VR V2 päivää sitten
  • my god Republicans are so stupid

    JamioJamio2 päivää sitten
  • Please Make him disappear, please! I cannot watch his face!

    Concessa Jean-MarieConcessa Jean-Marie2 päivää sitten
  • I don’t think we should have senators that are over their ages weight class. That means they’ve gotten too comfortable

    Gabriel LunaGabriel Luna2 päivää sitten
  • I think he needs to retire back to being a TV vampire

    raven50xraven50x2 päivää sitten
  • @tedcruz @ cancun @texasstrong @clown @Republicans

    j gomj gom2 päivää sitten
  • Double standard, spineless Republicans.

    Kevin BrownKevin Brown2 päivää sitten
  • didnt he take his boyfriend friend with him also to cancun oh yea

    Paul MontezPaul Montez2 päivää sitten
  • But, what about...?

    JE VJE V2 päivää sitten
  • Even if we forget his Cancun fiasco for a minute, Ted Cruz has consistently shown that he is a despicable human being with no empathy towards everyday americans, and is only interested in furthering his political ambitions at the cost of american suffering.

    Abhishek MalyalaAbhishek Malyala2 päivää sitten
  • The state of things in the state of Kings is sad and underpaid. Hardly a sight so you catch the first flight out of view the land then fades. The once giant state full of lone star hate turns it's gaze from Red to Blue. In other just words it's just a series of turds and all eyes should be on Cruz

    Ronald FarberRonald Farber2 päivää sitten
  • Ted Cruz wants people to die from overworkin

    jetskeeter69jetskeeter692 päivää sitten
  • The friction from the cognitive dissonance of this person can generate enough energy to power a city.

    Itamar BledsoeItamar Bledsoe2 päivää sitten
  • LIAR LIAR PANTS FOR HIRE wait that’s not right

    Benjamin AndersonBenjamin Anderson2 päivää sitten
  • Can you do one of these videos for Lindsey Graham contradicting himself.

    Robert MetzgerRobert Metzger2 päivää sitten
  • SHUT UP Cruz!

    Joann PrestonJoann Preston2 päivää sitten